Home Welcome to my site. I am a misfit mom of 2. I have a 5 year old daughter with more sass than her little body knows how to handle. And a 4 year old son, who in all his efforts, at 8 months could not seem to figure out how to put one foot forward to crawl. I like to do the normal stay-at-home-mom things. I love to blog, read, workout, cook, talk about my children excessively, and from time to time enjoy an entire bottle of wine in a 40 minute time frame. Alone. With no help.